Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener!

WienermobileAccording to the Wisconsin Historical Society, “in 1962, J. Walter Thompson, the country’s largest advertising company, ran a contest to create a jingle that the Oscar Mayer Co. could use to advertise hot dogs. Richard Trentlage, a Chicago ad man, won the contest with a tune called “The Wiener Song” whose lyrics were:”

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
That is what I’d truly like to be-ee-ee.
‘Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.

Anthony WeinerMy my, this is shameless, but I am sure former Congressman Anthony Weiner wishes he was anyone but himself so someone other than his mother loved him. Two years ago, up and coming Representative Weiner was forced to terminate a promising democratic congressional career when caught with his pants down literally sending sexually graphic photographs of himself and “sexting” with someone that was not his wife. OOPS!

Weiner’s politics and his manner of persuasion were like fingernails on a chalkboard, but he was a mover and a shaker in Nancy Pelosi’s party. He humbly apologized with his wife at his side doing her best Tammy Wynette impression and resigned. Fast forward twenty months Weiner announces he is a candidate for the New York City mayoral race. Surprisingly, the disgraced former Congressman was nearly a front runner in early polling. Late Monday again with his wife standing beside him just appearing stupid now as he apologizes for continuing to send sexual text messages a year after resigning from Congress.

Weiner's backI am not throwing stones, because the press would have a field day with my stupid years. I inhaled a few times among other things. What floors me are the narcissistic egos that compel them to behave like hormone enraged teens and think apologies absolve all sins.  Their constituents are equally astounding. Politicians do not have a separate character they use for their sexual exploits and a moralistic character for making political decisions. The pants on the ground character is their true self. NYC, if you elect Weiner you deserve what you have brought on yourselves.

Finally, all of these stand by your man wives, Hilary doormat Clinton set the bar high. Maybe one strike, but philanderers are like cockroaches if you see one out in the open there are many more unseen.

Thursday evening as I finish this post despite democratic leaders telling Weiner to get a clue and leave the race he remains arrogantly defiant. Thanks for reading. Have a great weekend! dj

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